My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.
Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?
You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.
Just took a reading test from Staples and confirmed that I am still a slower-than-average reader. I mean, I read a LOT, and I love it, and I’ve gotten much faster over the years. But while my dyslexia is mild, it is not something I’ll ever get over, I guess.
You can test yourself here, just remember that these tests don’t really say anything about how smart you are or your potential for success or whatever. I like to think that whatever neurological weirdness makes it hard for me to process written words also gives me a different way of looking at the world that gives more than it takes.
I got 172 wpm, so I’m 31% slower than the national average D’: Wah.
I got 450 WPM I’m 80% faster than the national average.
296 WPM and 18% faster than the average. woo :D
493 WPM and 97% faster than average
Apparently 498 WPM and 99% faster than average.
Although if I actually want to properly ingest something I’m reading, I tend to slow down.
304 words per minute, 22% faster than the national average.
that one person you never really talk to but you reblog the shit outta each other
This website is made up of killers
A compilation of my favourite ‘we’re all killers’ posts.
in which phil has delusions of family life
I don’t like sports, but the Bearcats are my new favorite team.
I love how it gets more elaborate each time. These boys are thinking this through.
This is my favorite post of all time
to anyone who messages me:
this is easily the most accurate post i have ever seen
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE
WAIT SO THAT’S NOT WHAT IT IS
"QUICK THE COPS ARE COMING!" *everyone frantically tries to collapse their trestle tables*
It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like
"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."
u can’t beat the monuments men
umm excuse u
don’t mess with the Polar Express
make way for A Christmas Carol